I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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