I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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