My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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