why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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