it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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