Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Randomize
