your parents love me but you hate me
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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