i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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