I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
