Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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