Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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