allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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