Where did you get a picture of my penis
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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