It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You don't make any sense
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