Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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