shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...