A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son