i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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