Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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