There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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