...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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