Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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