she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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