Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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