I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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