I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
Randomize