Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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