I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
tell me about the fingering
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