Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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