Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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