how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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