DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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