I'm eating all of the evidence.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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