just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Acid is not a monday night drug
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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