I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
These tits shall not be calmed
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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