i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
