I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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