Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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