well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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