she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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