id be glad to
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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