Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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