So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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