on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
where are you?
Hypothermia
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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