Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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