He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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