I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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