apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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