Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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