he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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