...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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