It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You smell like stripper and shame
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Shame - the story of my life.
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