brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Randomize
