i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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