so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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