we're blogging at a bar
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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