do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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