I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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