FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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